For the love of Darwin. The humans have me on pills, now. I tried to tell them, way back in the rescue centre. "I'm gorgeous", I told them, "but take me, and I'll kill all the birds in your neighbourhood and bleed you dry with unfeasibly huge vet bills." Fools. They went for me anyway. Mind you, Cat of Little Brain came too, so I guess they had the last laugh after all.
Now they are throwing pills down my neck, in the vain hope that it will cure my itchy skin. Actually, it does seem to be feeling somewhat better. But did I hear the female correctly? She said they were steroids. They are!
Ha! Looks like my near future may be big - very big - massive, in fact...
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