There's something strange in the little water world. Not exactly sure what to make of it but it sure has big fins.
Showing posts with label FishWorld. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FishWorld. Show all posts
Thursday, 11 September 2008
Now what?
There's something strange in the little water world. Not exactly sure what to make of it but it sure has big fins.
Monday, 25 February 2008
Friday, 22 February 2008
Monday, 18 February 2008
We are the guppy cloud
Very, very nervous guppy cloud.We sing a song of "wtf?!?"
We are the guppy cloud
We fight monsters!!1!
brave, brave, brave
is the guppy cloud.
Monday, 10 September 2007
Sad cloud
We are the guppycloud.
We are the sad guppycloud; we are shrinking.
We sing with small voice and we sing a sorrow song for big Yellow and for Feathers, gone to the rainbow pool.
Sad is the guppycloud. Small is the guppycloud.
We sing our song of return for Halftail in hospitalworld. Return! Sing and shimmer!
Friday, 7 September 2007
The GuppyCloud
We are the guppy cloud! We do not forget minicloud in hospitalworld!
We sing a song of return!
We sing, fins can only get better!
Monday, 27 August 2007
The healthy healthy healthy guppy cloud
Pity the guppy cloud! Little red went to the freezer!
We sing sadly!
Feed the guppy cloud! The big smooth hand squashes snails for us!
We sing satedly!
Puzzled is the guppy cloud! Strange things in FishWorld! They have things we've never seen! Ultra Black (feckers!) calls them legs! They have 1, 2 more than 2 "legs" and they look at us hungrily!
We sing healthily! No guppies will feed the legmonsters!
Shocked is the guppy cloud! Two ugly new Fish in FishWorld! They eat poo! We shimmer and are above such things! Only snails for the beautiful guppycloud!
We sing beautifully!
We sing sadly!
Feed the guppy cloud! The big smooth hand squashes snails for us!
We sing satedly!
Puzzled is the guppy cloud! Strange things in FishWorld! They have things we've never seen! Ultra Black (feckers!) calls them legs! They have 1, 2 more than 2 "legs" and they look at us hungrily!
We sing healthily! No guppies will feed the legmonsters!
Shocked is the guppy cloud! Two ugly new Fish in FishWorld! They eat poo! We shimmer and are above such things! Only snails for the beautiful guppycloud!
We sing beautifully!
We are the mob!
SCOFF SCOFF SCOFF SCOFF
SCOFF SCOFF SCOFF SCOFF
SCOFF SCOFF SCOFF SCOFF
SCOFF SCOFF SCOFF SCOFF
FOOOOOOD LUVERRLY FOOOOOOD!!!!
SCOFF SCOFF SCOFF SCOFF
SCOFF SCOFF SCOFF SCOFF
SCOFF SCOFF SCOFF SCOFF
SCOFF SCOFF SCOFF SCOFF
50 Legs present and correct!
Shrimp mob reporting for duty! Sah!
Monday, 20 August 2007
The secret diary of Peter Mandelfin
July 14 2:31pm. The big net has just come and taken Alistair out of the tank! Hooray! He's gone. I'm so happy.
July 14 2:33pm. Uh oh, big net coming my way must swim must dodge nooooooooo! I'm in a small bag with Alistair and his eye is twitching.
July 15-20. What torture is this? A tank with no one but me and Alistair. Not even a nice cappuccino bar and this water is definitely not my ideal designer water. Least I get some peace and quiet when they turn out the lights and AF spends the night headbutting the wood.
July 21. This was a good day. They put AF in solitary and I had the tank all to myself. Oh happy day. Why couldn't they keep him there though.
July 22. What's this? A gold coloured companion. I don't like this at all. That's two of them to pick on me? Why me? Save me from this madness.
July 23-28. Well goldie left me alone but that just made AF madder. He's started headbutting the gravel now and never leaves me alone. Just because I am a sleek, attractive figure of a fish. I think he's jealous.
July 14 2:33pm. Uh oh, big net coming my way must swim must dodge nooooooooo! I'm in a small bag with Alistair and his eye is twitching.
July 15-20. What torture is this? A tank with no one but me and Alistair. Not even a nice cappuccino bar and this water is definitely not my ideal designer water. Least I get some peace and quiet when they turn out the lights and AF spends the night headbutting the wood.
July 21. This was a good day. They put AF in solitary and I had the tank all to myself. Oh happy day. Why couldn't they keep him there though.
July 22. What's this? A gold coloured companion. I don't like this at all. That's two of them to pick on me? Why me? Save me from this madness.
July 23-28. Well goldie left me alone but that just made AF madder. He's started headbutting the gravel now and never leaves me alone. Just because I am a sleek, attractive figure of a fish. I think he's jealous.
Tuesday, 14 August 2007
Great Sorrow
We are the guppycloud. We float and shoal and dart and follow the big head people who give us food.We are the peaceful guppycloud. Except for ultrablack (Shuddup feckers!).
We are the sad guppycloud. Supermodel's gone to the rainbow pool.
Pity the guppycloud.
We are the happy guppycloud because memory doesn't exist in our world.
We are the hopeful guppycloud because soon big head woman will come and squash us some snails.
Thursday, 9 August 2007
The secret diary of Alistair Finwell.
"He was the mostly pointlessly aggressive male I've ever met."
July 14 They stuck me in a tank with Mandy. I'll show him who's boss. Give him a damn good finning! Wass that? Glass wall! I'll bash it! And you, big head people on the other side of the wall, I'll get you too, you feckers! Arse!
July 15-20: This week I mostly chased Mandy. Little wimp. Fecker! Arse!
July 21 Sending this from solitary. The big head people have put me in the blue bucket. I'll show the feckers. Wait til I get out. I'm gonna rip someone a new fin!
July 22 Big head people have added some sort gold lame wearing excuse for a sailfin in with me and Mandy. Right weirdo that fish is. I butted him but he ignored me. Fecker!
July 23-28 Another week of chasing Mandy. Too busy to write so stop complaining you feckers! Don't you know how hard it is to blog with fins?
July 29 9:30am Big head people are waving the net at me. I ain't afraid of no net! Arse!
10am Uh oh. Net in the water. Emergency Blog entry! Hide! They're coming for me. Both of the big heads. Help! I want my mummy.
11am Back in the petshop and there's two rather mean looking Angel Fish in here with me. I'm sorry big head people! Take me back! I'll behave myself! I'll give Mandy fin massages and stop saying feck. Big head people! Big head people? Anybody?
July 14 They stuck me in a tank with Mandy. I'll show him who's boss. Give him a damn good finning! Wass that? Glass wall! I'll bash it! And you, big head people on the other side of the wall, I'll get you too, you feckers! Arse!July 15-20: This week I mostly chased Mandy. Little wimp. Fecker! Arse!
July 21 Sending this from solitary. The big head people have put me in the blue bucket. I'll show the feckers. Wait til I get out. I'm gonna rip someone a new fin!
July 22 Big head people have added some sort gold lame wearing excuse for a sailfin in with me and Mandy. Right weirdo that fish is. I butted him but he ignored me. Fecker!
July 23-28 Another week of chasing Mandy. Too busy to write so stop complaining you feckers! Don't you know how hard it is to blog with fins?
July 29 9:30am Big head people are waving the net at me. I ain't afraid of no net! Arse!
10am Uh oh. Net in the water. Emergency Blog entry! Hide! They're coming for me. Both of the big heads. Help! I want my mummy.
11am Back in the petshop and there's two rather mean looking Angel Fish in here with me. I'm sorry big head people! Take me back! I'll behave myself! I'll give Mandy fin massages and stop saying feck. Big head people! Big head people? Anybody?
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