Hoots mon?

Mr Desh, why is there a thing on the house?
Mr Desh, why is everything so neat and tidy in here?
Mr Desh, why do they keep hiding our cat toys? Don't they want to play with us any more?
Mr Desh, why do people keep coming round and measuring things?
Mr Desh why did you eat all three of my breakfasts yesterday? Is that why you couldn't move?
Mr. Desh, why does Mr. Man keep practicising saying "hoots mon?"
Mr Desh, what is a mon?
Mr Desh, why ow! Mr De ow! Mr Desh, why are you going out of the catflap?
Mr Desh. Mr Desh! MR DESH!!!