Human gone! Human gone! Alarm! Alarm! Where's the other human? Panic! Locate! Locate!Human! Human! Human!
I'm alone! Abandoned! Alarm! Mother!
What's that? Rattly, whirring sounds from upstairs!
Human! I'm coming! Don't panic! I'm here!
I'm jumping on you! You're safe now! I'm eating your chest hair. (Must be Mr Man then. Mr Woman screams when I do that). Don't move human! I'm upside down! I'm sideways! I'm jumping off! I'm jumping on again. I'm eating the plastic thing you keep hitting with your fingers!
You're safe now, Mr Man. You can feed me now.
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