July 14 They stuck me in a tank with Mandy. I'll show him who's boss. Give him a damn good finning! Wass that? Glass wall! I'll bash it! And you, big head people on the other side of the wall, I'll get you too, you feckers! Arse!July 15-20: This week I mostly chased Mandy. Little wimp. Fecker! Arse!
July 21 Sending this from solitary. The big head people have put me in the blue bucket. I'll show the feckers. Wait til I get out. I'm gonna rip someone a new fin!
July 22 Big head people have added some sort gold lame wearing excuse for a sailfin in with me and Mandy. Right weirdo that fish is. I butted him but he ignored me. Fecker!
July 23-28 Another week of chasing Mandy. Too busy to write so stop complaining you feckers! Don't you know how hard it is to blog with fins?
July 29 9:30am Big head people are waving the net at me. I ain't afraid of no net! Arse!
10am Uh oh. Net in the water. Emergency Blog entry! Hide! They're coming for me. Both of the big heads. Help! I want my mummy.
11am Back in the petshop and there's two rather mean looking Angel Fish in here with me. I'm sorry big head people! Take me back! I'll behave myself! I'll give Mandy fin massages and stop saying feck. Big head people! Big head people? Anybody?
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